"I'm sorrrrrry mom! I'm sorrrrrrry!"
Big Sigh "What Kohen?"
"I wanted to make an egg and it exploded."
"WHAT??!!??" I didn't even know he could crack open an egg!
"I'm sorrry! But it like....exploded!"
I walk over to the microwave and notice the time is sitting at 2:35 so I'm assuming it was set for 3 minutes and open it up (he's closed it and run) and this is what I find...
I took the glass part out already before I got smart and thought I should take a pic so it's not as bad as it was....so use your imaginations and picture that glass spinny part COVERED in egg whites and explosion. Now, I'm looking at this and I'm a little stunned. How did that egg explode........ohhhh......shells. Basically Kohen stuck an ENTIRE egg, in it's SHELL in a cup, and nuked it for almost 1 minute. Huh. Neat.
This was all that was left in the cup. Those suckers EXPLODE pretty majorly. So that's how my morning started! I spent the next half hour trying to scrape cooked egg off the inside of my microwave with a butter knife crying. Oh, and I tried the ol' stick a cup of water in the microwave and heat it up and let the steam gently massage and caress all the gunk off the inside of your microwave trick....and in my half stunned morning state, nuked it for a minute and a half and then whipped open the microwave, grabbed the cup and totally burnt my hand so that worked pretty well. And it didn't even get the egg off....cause I missed the step where you leave your microwave closed and let the steam actually DO something (other then burn you)....so for future reference, if you need household cleaning tips, ask somebody else because apparently Susy Fucking Homemaker I'm not. Shattered your dreams with that one didn't I? And as for Kohen....he's had a rough couple of days. Yesterday evening we found all our missing toothpastes thrown into our non-working storage bathtub downstairs hiding amongst the mops and cleaning supplies because he "doesn't like the taste" and we're out of kids toothpaste. Wouldn't life be dull without him?? I just keep repeating that to myself with every sip of wine. Merlot and fruit loops for breakfast again!! Haha just kidding, that's gross, you gotta drink it with cheerios.